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If I were a blog...

What would I write? I spent some time looking up different blogs, and I decided that I don't really have any hobbies. I mean, I'm not a scrapbook-er- and to be honest the idea of collecting meaningless little pieces of paper makes me kinda nauseous. I'm not an avid fisherman or gamesmen; basically this means that whereas I enjoy being outdoors, I'm also not the kind of guy to fantasize about the day that I get the chance to leave my woman for a day at the lake. I'm also not pretentious enough to think that I know enough to give out random advice- I mean, I'm not doctor Phil, or his bloggable counterpart; and there's no way I can demonstrate proper knitting or crocheting. I also don't have any commercials with super celebrities like Jared Fogle or Tiger Woods to direct people's attention toward my blog. What am I to do?  

Luckily, the wide world of blogging leaves a guy with quite a few lucrative choices. I actually read a blog about a guy that spends his time making youtube videos about pens that he found on the street (although I'm more likely to believe kidnapping) and his voyage to return them. If an idea that ludicrous can be that popular, then I'm pretty confident that I can write a pretty kick- ass blog. Hola, world wide internet.